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Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob !
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Q. Whats the difference between a nigger and a tyre ?
A. Tyres don’t sing when you put chains on them …
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Q. Why did the Irisman refuse to be a Jehovas Witness ?
A. Because he didn’t see the accident …
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Q. Why do Iraquians carry shit in their wallets ?
A. For identification.
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Q. How do you get a kleenex to dance ?
A. Blow a boogie into it.
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Q. Why did the poof get fired from the job at the spermbank ?
A. He was caught drinking on the job …
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Q. Whats the definition of a perfect woman ?
A. a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head
so that you can put a pint of beer on it.
b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.
c) The economy model fucks all night and at midnight turn into a
roastbeef sandwich and a sixpack.
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Q. How do you get four poofs on a barstool ?
A. Turn it upside-down …
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Q. Why don’t Westindian cheerleadergirls do the splits ?
A. They would stick to the floor !
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Q. Why do blacks wear widebrimmed hats ?
A. To prevent birds from shitting on their lips.
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Q. Why do blacks wear platform shoes ?
A. To stop their knuckles from dragging on the ground.
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Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?
A. Sheep.
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Q. How do you say “fuck off” in jewish ?
A. “Trust me!”
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Q. Whats the definition of jewish foreplay ?
A. Two hours of begging.
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Q. What do you get if you cross Bo Derek with a nigger ?
A. 10 of spades …
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Q. What do you do in case of fallout ?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes !
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Q. What has six legs and eats pussy ?
A. You, me and Billy Jean King.
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Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?
A. Slow natives.
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Q. What’s better than roses on your piano ?
A. Two lips on your organ …
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Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with a gorilla ?
A. A dumb gorilla.
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Q. What does it say inside a nigger’s lips ?
A. Inflate to twenty pounds.
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Q. Why brixton niggers have such small steeringwheels ?
A. So that they can drive with their handcuffs on …
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Q. Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza ?
A. Pizzas don’t scream in the oven.
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Q. Why do Jews have such big noses ?
A. Air is free …
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Q. What did Adam say to Eve ?
A. You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets.
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Q. What do you have when you’re up to your ankles in niggers ?
A. Afro turf.
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Q. What’s old wrinkled and smells like Ginger Rogers ?
A. Fred Astairs face.
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Q. What’s yellow ugly and sleeps alone ?
A. Yoko Ono.
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Q. Where is an elephants sex organ ?
A. In his feet. If he steps on you, you’re fucked !
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Q. Whats black and white and has three eyes ?
A. Sammy Davies Jr. and his wife.
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Q. What do Hockey goalies and westindian girls have in common ?
A. They both change their pads after three periods.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with a monkey ?
A. Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to fuck niggers.
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Q. Why does Barbara Bush always get on top ?
A. Because George can only fuck up.
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Q. Why did god create the orgasm ?
A. So that niggers should know when to stop fucking.
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Q. What do you do if you see a drowning nigger ?
A. Throw him an anchor.
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Q. How do you save a drowning nigger ?
A. Take your foot of his head.
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Q. What do you call an Irishman with half a brain ?
A. Gifted.
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Q. What do you call an Irishman with four ‘O’-levels ?
A. A liar.
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Q. Why do women have two holes so close together ?
A. In case you miss.
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Q. What do you call a beautiful girl in poland ?
A. A tourist.
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Q. What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?
A. 100 way to wok your dog.
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Q. How can you tell if a woman is wearing tights ?
A. If she farts, her ankles swell.
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Q. How do you know if a woman is wearing underwear ?
A. Look for dandruff on her shoes.
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Q. Why don’t niggers drive convertibles ?
A. Thier lips would slap them to death in the wind.
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Q. What’s the definition of mass confusion ?
A. Father’s day in Brixton.
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Q. Whats the ultimate rejection ?
A. Your hand falling asleep while your having a wank.
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Q. How do you kill a westindian ?
A. Slap the toiletseat over his head while he’s taking a drink of water.
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Q. What happens when a jew walks in to a wall with a full erection ?
A. He breaks his nose.
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Q. How many blacks does it take to pave a driveway ?
A. It depends on how thin you slice them.
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Q. What’s the difference between a bowlingball and a westindian girl ?
A. You can only get three fingers in a bowlingball.
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Q. What do lesbians like more than Levi Jeans ?
A. Billy Jeans.
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Q. How do you know when the barman is really pissed off ?
A. When you find a string in your bloody mary.
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Q. Do you know how to save a drowning nigger ?
.. No ?!?
Good!
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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot ?
A. Because you couldn’t get that much shit into a shoe.
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Q. What’s natural dentalfloss ?
A. Pubic hair.
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Q. How did god make puertoricans ?
A. He sandblasted niggers.
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Q. Why did the homesexual leave home ?
A. He didn’t like the way he was beeing reared.
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Q. Why don’t niggers have chequebooks ?
A. Because it’s hard to sign your name with a spraypaint.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a Jew with a gypsy ?
A. A chain of empty stores.
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Q. Why do Iraquians smell so bad ?
A. So blind people can hate them as well.
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Q. What are the three greates lies ?
A. 1) Black is beautiful
2) The check is in the mail
3) Of course I won’t come in your mouth.
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Q. Why do women have two holes so close together ?
A. So you can carry them home like a sixpack.
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Q. How do you brainwash an Irishman ?
A. Give him an enema.
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Q. Why wasn’t jesus born in the U.S.A ?
A. Because god couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
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Q. Why do Italians wear hats ?
A. To know which end to wipe.
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Q. Why did god give the niggers rythm ?
A. Compensation because he fucked up their hair.
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Q. How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose his hand ?
A. Pulling out the plug.
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Q. What is blue and fucks old age pensioners ?
A. Hypothermia.
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Q. What is the only bad thing about the ’69’ position ?
A. The view.
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Q. Whats the definition of a vicious circle ?
A. A cunt with teeth.
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Disclaimer: I’m not a racist, I just enjoy all kinds of raw homur.