Two hookers were riding around town with a sign on
top of their car that said, ”TWO PROSTITUTES –$50.00.” A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them
and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or
go to jail. Just at that moment, another car passed with
a sign saying, ”JESUS SAVES.” The hookers asked
the cop why he let the other car go and he said, ”Well,
that’s a little different, it pertains to religion.” So the two
ladies took their sign down and drove off.
The following day the same cop in the area noticed the
two ladies driving aound with a large sign on their car
again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch
up with them when he noticed the new sign which read,
”TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER — $50.00.”