CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY OF THEIR
CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS.
TOPIC 1 – HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by step, with slide
presentation.
TOPIC 2 – THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 – IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING
THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group practice.
TOPIC 4 – FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER
AND THE FLOOR. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 – THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY
LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 – LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT
OTHER. Helpline support and support groups.
TOPIC 7 – LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN
THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE
SCREAMING. Open forum.
TOPIC 8 – HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO
YOUR HEALTH. Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 – REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real life
testimonials.
TOPIC 10 – IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE
PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 – LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER
AND WIFE. Online class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 – HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation
exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 – HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: Remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you’re going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
**UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE
SURVIVORS