New Titles for Harry Potter Books
1. Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love
2. Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma
3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA
4. Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch
5. Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy
6. Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue of Hustler
7. Harry Potter and the Sorceress’s Sore
8. Harriet Potter after the Life-Altering Surgery
9. Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp
10. Harry Potter and the Inflatable Sheep
11. Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien
12. Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia
13. Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony
14. Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children’s Author and Clever Marketing Campaign
15. Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues