>> > > >THINGS TEACHERS WOULD LOVE TO WRITE ON A STUDENT’S REPORT CARD…BUT CAN’T …….
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>> > > >1. Since my last report, your child has reached >> > rock bottom and has >> > started >> > > >to dig.
>> > > >2. I would not allow this student to breed.
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>> > > >3. This student has delusions of adequacy.
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>> > > >4. This student is depriving a village somewhere >> > of an idiot.
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>> > > >5. This student sets low standards and then >> > consistently fails to achieve >> > > >them.
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>> > > >6. The student has a “full six-pack” but lacks >> > the plastic sling to hold >> > it >> > > >all together.
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>> > > >7. Student has been working with glue too much.
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>> > > >8. When the student’s IQ reaches 50, he/she >> > should sell.
>> > > >
>> > > >9. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the >> > train isn’t coming.
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>> > > >10. If this student were any more stupid, he’d >> > have to be watered twice a >> > > >week.
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>> > > >11. It’s hard to believe the sperm that created >> > this student beat out >> > > >1,000,000 others.
>> > > >
>> > > >12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
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>> > > >13. Your child is not the sharpest knife in the >> > drawer.
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>> > > >14. If your child had two brain cells, they’d >> > kill each other.