The top 12 names for a Michael Jackson reality show

12> Too Gross for Comfort

11> Touched by a Wacko

10> The Pedo-Files

9> Dinner and a Movie and a Couple of Minor Surgical Procedures

8> Survivor: Balcony in Berlin

7> Father’s Nose Mess

6> Child Protective Services, Where Are You?

5> Trading Races

4> Telemundo presenta “Loco Loco Loco!”

3> Kids Can Be Made to Do the Darndest Things

2> Who Wants to Bear Children for America’s Creepiest Millionaire?

1> The Newlywhite Game