Abbreviations
these are a list of recent abbreviations i have been soiled with throughout my computermatron career feel free to update me with any others i have not yet been informed about
LOL (a commonly used robotic false expression) = lumps of limb
LMAO = lama mutilation and other
LMFAO = lactating midgit fucking an ostrich
BRB = bog rape beast(this is quite a common expression literally meaning beast who specialises in many forms of rape situated in mainly bog or swamp land)
STFU= spazticus the funky umbrella(a fictional character from a well known childrens novel “the adventures of spazzticus the umbrella” of course it was taken off the air after one screening , right wing christians complained about spasticuses stage antics i.e ramming itself up innocent spectators anal passages and opening up inside.rightly so , TWASNT NEARLY KINKY ENOUGH FOR OUR YOUNG VIEWERS ,
JK=jesus kill (i.e. KILL JESUS)
TBH= thai bum hunting (a form of thaiwanese homosexual bashing)
WTF= whip the fog(no explanation required)
CIJSOATYOBM= christ ive just shat out a thirty five year old botswanian midgit
pomftacmwbnf= piss on my face thrice and call me whore bitch ninety five
wbs= walrus bashing scum(also belonging to the seal clubbing category)
wbx= weetabix (for all those who have severe weetabix fetishes)
omg= orange molesting goats(found mainly in the southern regions of malaysia in the foothills of milande)
omfg=orangatang mutilating feet grovelers(feet worshipping orangatang haters ,it is said they have a strong hatred for all things ginger )
ROFL=(sitting in my chair with a blank expression)rolling on the floor laughing .. DIE!! or alternatively ROFL= rape otters frightfully lovingly
(i.e. to rape an otter out of love for it)
please feel free to leave a comment but i feel ive given a pretty accurate representation of all these FUNKAY NEW RAMBUNCTIOUS SAYINGS ALL THE KIDS NOW A DAYS USE