Famous People Say the Darndest Things “There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet people who do.” Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State) “Things you’ll never hear a woman say: ‘My, what an attractive scrotum!’ Patricia Arquette “And […]
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70 offensive jokes
Q & A——————————————————————————– Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ? A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob ! ——————————————————————————– Q. Whats the difference between a nigger and a tyre ? A. Tyres don’t sing when you put chains on them … ——————————————————————————– […]
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Things you might not have known
Things You Might Not Have Known Money isn’t made out of paper. It’s made out of cotton. The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickle the company once had. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus […]
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Nuns should be aware of San Francisco Buses
Nuns Should Be aware of San Francisco Buses One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a bus to go home. To his surprise, he sees a very good-looking nun in the back of the bus. He goes to the back of the bus and sits right in front of her. After about 5 […]
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Studio Ghibli
I have always been a lover of Studio Ghibli. I grew up watching the Studio Ghibli movies, from the early ones of Tonari no Totoro (My Neighbour Totoro) to Gake no Ue no Ponyo (Ponyo on The Cliff). I discovered my love for these movies whilst studying Japanese in High School. Since then I’ve […]
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#ff16 twitter
So for something different I decided to do MEGA #FF 16……… So here we go @Five15design This man slaves away till the early hours of the morning producing some of the most amazing picturesque photographs from the rugged south. totes worth the follow!!! @J_Shepz One of my awesome tweeps whom has an amazing passion for […]
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A crowded airliner
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from […]
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Judge me go on
I’m really over crap right now. I’m sick to death of people judging people on things such as age, clothes an individual wears, no makeup or makeup, different religious beliefs and race. Everyone is unique and different and there is no such thing as perfect. I could be here all night writing about this. I […]