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16 Ways to Recognize a Company Car 1. They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse. 2. They accelerate at a phenomenal rate. 3. They enjoy a much shorter braking distance. 4. They can take bumps at twice the speed on private cars. 5. Oil, battery, tire pressures and fluid levels do not need to […]

A husband, one bright sunny morning, A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, “Wife, we’re going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog.” The wife grimaces, “But I don’t like fishing!” “Look! We’re going fishing and that’s final.” “Do I have to go fishing with you… I really don’t want […]

Cross Examination A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial – it went like this: Attorney: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? Officer: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. D.A.: Officer, who provided this description? Officer: […]

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, […]

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? “Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “The Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, […]

50 ways to flunk a Test Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!” If […]

A Dog Named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, […]

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: A little boy goes up to his father and asks: ‘Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?’ The father replies: ‘Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and […]

Subject: In-Flight Announcements All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: We had just landed at Raleigh in North Carolina some 20 years ago on an East/West Airlines flight from […]