A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he
noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the
fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought,
“Great…he’s 4 and I’m gonna have to start explaining
the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just
let him ask, and I’ll answer.” After everything was
over, the man walked over to his son and said,
“Well son, do you have any questions?”
“Just one.” gasped the still wide-eyed lad.
“How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”