Wearing business attire on trips

“My CEO once asked me why do I and my team dress in business attire on trips, even on transcontinental flights? I replied, “Because we represent the company. We are your envoy. And you never know who you will be seated next too.” Countless business deals began with a seemingly simple comment like “Well you […]

Blonde brunette redhead in desert

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought a car door.” The other girls said, “Why did you bring that?” Then the blonde […]

Short jokes

What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner? “Ho. Ho. Ho.”What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q! What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick wall? A brick wall’s only been laid once! Q: What’s the difference between a blonde’s brain and a box of rocks? A: Nothing. […]

New football

A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, “No. These are for boys.”The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day the girl sticks her tongue out at the boy and waves her new football in his […]

Billy’s homework

Billy’s homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one.The following day, Suzy raises her hand first and says, “My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into […]

Flirtophobia

Flirtophobia (Fear of Flirting) To flirt, all you have to do is take action. Almost any action at all – with the right mental attitude – is a flirting gesture. If you are afraid, then just treat it as being friendly to the other person. That’s what flirting really is anyway. Go out and be […]