Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn’t? or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don’t be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart…if you don’t, you might break […]

A man A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, “This scope is so good, you can see my house all […]

A little girl came running into the house crying A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. “Why do you want cider?” asked Mom. “To take the pain away, ” sobbed the little girl. Tired of […]

THE DUMBEST AUSSIE This picture is real – not doctored in anyway – and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for the Home Depot. When he saw it in the parking lot, he went and bought a camera to take pictures. The car is still running, as can […]

A Woman’s Plan A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident. Both cars are totaled, but luckily no one was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, “Wow, just look at our cars! They are destroyed. Fortunately, we aren’t hurt. This must be a sign from God […]

Top 19 things to do in a Public Bathroom 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask yourneighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silencewith a bodily function noise 4. […]

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!” And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, “My God, if I knew she […]

At a recent computer expo, COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, and we would all be driving $25.00 cars that go 1,000, miles to the gallon. In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a […]