A man is in a hotel lobby A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The […]

Airplanes Verses Women Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. Airplanes don’t get mad if you ‘touch and go.’ Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you […]

A couple were having financial problems A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn’t stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by. So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the […]

A NEW YEAR’S WISH FOR YOU May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-endocrinologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your gynecologist, your plumber and the IRS. May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, […]

Aviation Truisms “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”- General MacArthur ………………………… “You, you, and you … Panic. The rest of you, come with me.”- U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt. ………………………… “Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death … I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am […]

Are you stressed out? They say exercise and keeping fit is an excellent way to combat stress, but if that doesn’t work then take a look at this. This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up over the day BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice unbuttered wholemeal toast 1 g1ass […]

A woman wants ONE man who fills her EVERY need, but a man wants EVERY woman who fills his ONE need. If it looks easy, it’s hard. If it looks hard, it’s impossible. If it looks impossible, it’s due tomorrow. At 8 AM. Itsssssss Mine, All Mine, My Precioussssss 😀 Cheeky Darkie or, if you […]

SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN’T FAMILIARTERRITORY. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME. I FEEL LIKE […]

Three Little Piggies Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy. “I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy. I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy. The drinks […]