A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and an Indian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a muggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden; Saudi police entered and arrested them.They were initially sentenced to death but they contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided […]

Honk If You Love Jesus The other day I saw a ”Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting,so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad […]

New Titles for Harry Potter Books 1. Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love 2. Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma 3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA 4. Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch 5. Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy 6. Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue […]

Police Codes Police officers communicate with each other using code numbers instead of cumbersome words – these codes make it easier to relay information with a mouthful of justice-fighting cheeseburger. Familiarize yourself with these codes, and maybe one day you’ll decide to give back to the society you’ve taken so much from. 411 – What’s […]

60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It’s more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there’s a tower […]

CALIFORNIA WATER SHORTAGE Water officials in California (the same state government that botched the OJ trial) have proposed a plan to recycle water from toilets into drinking water. The Sierra Club supports the plan and poo-poo’s (pardon the pun) the critics. According to a Sierra Club spokesman: “The water we drink every day has been […]

One day Osama bin Laden and George Bush were at the dump, dumping their trash when they saw each other. Then, George Bush found a funny looking bottle and decided to open it. When he opens it, a little genie pops out and says, “You each get one wish, Osama bin Laden goes first. What […]

CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTRE NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY OF THEIR CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS. TOPIC 1 – HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by step, with slide presentation. TOPIC 2 – THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO […]