Browsing Category: Funny

When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue When you are married ….You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time When you are married ….He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to […]

Pilot and Co-Pilot A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his […]

Men just can’t win -If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy. -If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. -If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum. -If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism, -If she gets a job ahead of you, […]

Maori Terrorist Attack The New Zealand SIS have released the names of the local Maori terrorists that hijacked a EH Holden and drove it into the side of One Tree Hill. They Are: Bin Smoken Bin Sniffen Bin Drinken Police have been unable to find a fourth member Bin Worken

A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and an Indian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a muggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden; Saudi police entered and arrested them.They were initially sentenced to death but they contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided […]

Honk If You Love Jesus The other day I saw a ”Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting,so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad […]

New Titles for Harry Potter Books 1. Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love 2. Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma 3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA 4. Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch 5. Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy 6. Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue […]

Police Codes Police officers communicate with each other using code numbers instead of cumbersome words – these codes make it easier to relay information with a mouthful of justice-fighting cheeseburger. Familiarize yourself with these codes, and maybe one day you’ll decide to give back to the society you’ve taken so much from. 411 – What’s […]

60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It’s more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there’s a tower […]