Famous People Say the Darndest Things “There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet people who do.” Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State) “Things you’ll never hear a woman say: ‘My, what an attractive scrotum!’ Patricia Arquette “And […]
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Q & A——————————————————————————– Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ? A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob ! ——————————————————————————– Q. Whats the difference between a nigger and a tyre ? A. Tyres don’t sing when you put chains on them … ——————————————————————————– […]
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Things you might not have known
Things You Might Not Have Known Money isn’t made out of paper. It’s made out of cotton. The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickle the company once had. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus […]
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Nuns should be aware of San Francisco Buses
Nuns Should Be aware of San Francisco Buses One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a bus to go home. To his surprise, he sees a very good-looking nun in the back of the bus. He goes to the back of the bus and sits right in front of her. After about 5 […]
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A crowded airliner
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from […]
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Dieting rules
DIETING RULES If you eat something and no-one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet coke/lemonade with a chocolate bar, the calories in the chocolate bar are cancelled out by the diet drink. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you don’t eat more than they […]