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I think Santa Claus is a woman
I think Santa Claus is a woman I think Santa Claus is a woman… I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull […]
The Test
The Test A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, ””What is 2+2?”” The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ””4.”” Then the mathematician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ””4.0”” Then the lawyer […]
Year 2000 Interview With Jesus
Year 2000 Interview With Jesus Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet News has obtained an EXCLUSIVE interview with the one person most to blame for the situation. Internet News: We have as our guest today the man whose birthday is the cause of the Y2K predicament, Jesus Christ. What do you have […]
Stress
Stress stress strɛs/ noun noun: stress 1. pressure or tension exerted on a material object. “the distribution of stress is uniform across the bar” synonyms: pressure, tension, strain, tightness, tautness; raretensity “the distribution of stress is uniform across the bar” the degree of stress measured in units of force per unit area. 2. a state […]