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My lifestyle blog has been operating for over 10 years.

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I need a drink

I need a drink   Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had a fight with the little woman.” “Oh yeah,” said Eddie. “And how did this one end?” “When it was over,” Harvey replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.” “Really? Now that’s a […]

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Lucky Frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he […]

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100 Ways to Order a Pizza

100 Ways to Order a Pizza 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where applicable. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call […]