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Flirting strategies
Flirting Strategies Generous Smiling. You must smile. How does your smile look? It may be invisible or threatening. You probably think you smile now, but you’re actually grimacing– and scaring away your prospect. Practice your smile in the mirror, your smile will probably have to be brighter than you are accustomed to. Magnetic eye contact. […]
Dieting rules
DIETING RULES If you eat something and no-one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet coke/lemonade with a chocolate bar, the calories in the chocolate bar are cancelled out by the diet drink. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you don’t eat more than they […]
A very sick man
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself.Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his […]
Top ten ways to get drunk for five dollars or less
Top 10 Ways to get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less Number 10. Be a frosh (freshman). It’s not true that every frosh can be knocked into unconsciousness by waving a tom collins under their nose, but as those of us who go hunting for frosh on “New Kids night” at the local dance holes […]