“My CEO once asked me why do I and my team dress in business attire on trips, even on transcontinental flights? I replied, “Because we represent the company. We are your envoy. And you never know who you will be seated next too.” Countless business deals began with a seemingly simple comment like “Well you […]
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Blonde brunette redhead in desert
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought a car door.” The other girls said, “Why did you bring that?” Then the blonde […]
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Blinker on the road
Two blondes were driving down the road.The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.”
Love doctor
Secrets of attracting the opposite sex
Secrets Of Attracting The Opposite Sex 1: Make eye contact. Some people think that “making eye contact” means a slow, deliberate gaze from across a crowded room. I suspect that most people define this as “staring” and will be made uncomfortable by it. Eye contact is best made while walking up to somebody or talking […]
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Short jokes
What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner? “Ho. Ho. Ho.”What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q! What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick wall? A brick wall’s only been laid once! Q: What’s the difference between a blonde’s brain and a box of rocks? A: Nothing. […]