A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, “No. These are for boys.”The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day the girl sticks her tongue out at the boy and waves her new football in his […]
Funny
Billy’s homework
Billy’s homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one.The following day, Suzy raises her hand first and says, “My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into […]
Love doctor
Flirtophobia
Flirtophobia (Fear of Flirting) To flirt, all you have to do is take action. Almost any action at all – with the right mental attitude – is a flirting gesture. If you are afraid, then just treat it as being friendly to the other person. That’s what flirting really is anyway. Go out and be […]
Funny
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Things To Do In an Elevator Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.” Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!” […]
me
All About me challenge
I dare you all to do the All About Me Challenge!~✌ Full Name?: Elizabeth-Marie Anna Joyce Nes ~?single or taken: No comment ~?Future career: I’m doing it ? ~ Crushing: let’s just not go there ? ~❤Favorite colour: P!NK ~?Want Kids?: Maybe. Sometime SOON. ~If, So How Many?: 2-5 Maybe tick off some dreams before […]