The Lawyer’s Funeral A man is at his laywer’s funeral and and is suprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. “Why are you all at this man’s funeral?” A man turns towards him and says, “We’re all clients.” “And you ALL came to pay your respects? How […]
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Five surgeons
Five Surgeons Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on,” said the first surgeon. “You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on,” said the second. “You open them up and everything inside is […]
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Whose the most fun to operate on?
Who’s the Most Fun to Operate On? Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in […]
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Marriage counsellor
A young couple on the brink of divorce visits a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.” The counselor turns to her husband and inquires “Is that true?” The husband replies “Well not exactly, it’s her that suffers not me.”
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Jesus and Moses
Jesus and Moses Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when all of a sudden Moses shouts out, ”You know what? I’m going to try and part the ocean again.” And he throws his hands in the air and magically the ocean parts. Jesus sees this and says, ”I’m going to try and walk […]