Who Is God? 
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?” “Both son. God is both.” After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?” “Both son, both.” The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”

A pianist A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre […]

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with hisdirections. “Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?” said the teacher. “Nope. I haven’t,” said the dumb jock. “Somebody went through and drew lines […]

65 Things to do on a long Airplane Ride 1. Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it 2. Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar 3. Hijack the cockpit and, over the loudspeaker, anounce that the first class passengers and luggage […]

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are gramthatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like “chalk” or “pencil” have a gender association, although in English these words are neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?” The teacher was not […]