A man and his wife are doing yard work A man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, “Your butt is as wide as the grill.” She ignores the remark. A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she is bending over working […]

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn’t? or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don’t be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart…if you don’t, you might break […]

A man A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, “This scope is so good, you can see my house all […]

A little girl came running into the house crying A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. “Why do you want cider?” asked Mom. “To take the pain away, ” sobbed the little girl. Tired of […]