THE DUMBEST AUSSIE This picture is real – not doctored in anyway – and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for the Home Depot. When he saw it in the parking lot, he went and bought a camera to take pictures. The car is still running, as can […]
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A woman’s plan
A Woman’s Plan A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident. Both cars are totaled, but luckily no one was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, “Wow, just look at our cars! They are destroyed. Fortunately, we aren’t hurt. This must be a sign from God […]
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Top 19 things to do in a public bathroom
Top 19 things to do in a Public Bathroom 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask yourneighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silencewith a bodily function noise 4. […]
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Two ninety year olds
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!” And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, “My God, if I knew she […]
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Computer expo
At a recent computer expo, COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, and we would all be driving $25.00 cars that go 1,000, miles to the gallon. In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a […]