16 Ways to Recognize a Company Car 1. They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse. 2. They accelerate at a phenomenal rate. 3. They enjoy a much shorter braking distance. 4. They can take bumps at twice the speed on private cars. 5. Oil, battery, tire pressures and fluid levels do not need to […]

A husband, one bright sunny morning, A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, “Wife, we’re going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog.” The wife grimaces, “But I don’t like fishing!” “Look! We’re going fishing and that’s final.” “Do I have to go fishing with you… I really don’t want […]

Cross Examination A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial – it went like this: Attorney: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? Officer: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. D.A.: Officer, who provided this description? Officer: […]

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, […]

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? “Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “The Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, […]