Intelligent Quotes Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,” — Miss Alabama in the […]

Air Traffic Control Conversations Here are some conversations that airline passengers normally will never hear. The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers around the world. ………………………… Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!” ………………………… Tower: […]

Falling A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid, “she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her […]

A man is in a hotel lobby A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The […]

Airplanes Verses Women Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. Airplanes don’t get mad if you ‘touch and go.’ Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you […]