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Telemarket repellant

Telemarket Repellant If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, if they are […]

How to reject pick up lines

Ways to reject pick-up lines 1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.” 2.) Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” 3.) Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.” Woman: “No thanks. There’s […]

Funny one-liners

Funny One-Liners 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clear conscience is […]