Radio Silence A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The […]

LETTER TO THE BANK The guy who wrote this is a genius. The letter below is an actual letter sent to a bank in the United States. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the NewYork Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with […]

What a world? (country NSW)… On Thursday, 24 January 2002, Derek Guille broadcast this story on his afternoon program on ABC radio. In March, 1999, a man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it […]

Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bush and asks, ‘What’s that Mommy? ‘A little embarrassed, she tells him that is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys. Some time later, Tommy catches his […]

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. […]