I was so ugly and stupid as a kid I’m so ugly…I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I’d get. The Department of Family Planning wanted to make me poster boy – for birth control. My uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in […]
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Man schooling
Man Schooling: ———————————————— For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage – under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree…. TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, […]
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Make a woman happy
Make a Woman Happy – The Points System For all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get […]
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How to impress women
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMEN COMPLIMENT HER, RESPECT HER, HONOUR HER, CUDDLE HER, KISS HER, CARESS HER, LOVE HER, STROKE HER, TEASE HER, COMFORT HER, PROTECT HER, HUG HER, HOLD HER, SPEND MONEY ON HER, WINE AND DINE HER, BUY THINGS FOR HER, LISTEN TO HER, CARE FOR HER, STAND BY HER, SUPPORT HER, HOLD […]
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It was the mailman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big […]