VAN GOGH’S LITTLE KNOWN RELATIVES The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia — U. Gogh The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white — Hue Gogh The real obnoxious brother — Please Gogh The brother who ate prunes — Gotta Gogh The uncle who worked at a convenience store — Stop N. Gogh His dizzy […]

Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she has to buy clothes by the acre. Yo mama’s so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. […]

Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. Yo mama’s so fat, I’ve got to tell […]

What are Seniors Worth Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs. I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life. Frankly I […]

Yo mama’s so ugly, well.. look at you! Yo mama’s so ugly, she looks like you. Yo mama’s so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. Yo mama’s so ugly, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower. Yo mama’s so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama’s […]