Why men Are Justifiably proud of themselves We know stuff about tanks A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase We can open all our own jars We can go to the bathroom without a support group We can leave a motel bed unmade We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness Wedding plans […]

VALUE FOR MONEY The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. “May I help you?” she asked. “I want to see Natalie,” the man replied. “Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said […]

Letter to the Observer Sunday January 26, 2003 The Observer I’m really excited by George Bush’s latest reason for bombing Iraq: he’s running out of patience. And so am I! For some time now I’ve been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street. Well, him and Mr […]

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WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to […]