Clinton -vs- Titanic Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video: Titanic: $9.99 on the Internet Clinton: $9.99 on the Internet Titanic: over 3 hours long Clinton: over 3 hours long Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, […]

CONSULTANTS A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organisation… Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant. After a while, we noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when […]

FOR ALL THE LEXIOPHILES A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway). In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it’s your Count that votes. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed. […]

Harley Davidson and Woman Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.” Davidson thinks about […]

George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en route to a public speaking in Florida.After staring out the window with a curious look on his face he turns to Laura and says, “Hey Laura, how about I throw a $100 bill out of the airplane and make a person happy?” Laura replies, “Well, […]