How To Clean Your Toilet – The Fun Way 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet […]

I Wish I Were A Bear ONE WOMAN’S WISHI wish I were a bear. If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could get used to that. And another thing; before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. That wouldn’t bother me either. IF you’re […]

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2″ in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. […]

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings – they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2 days without a Human Rights Violation! If at first you don’t succeed – try management. […]

In a murder trial… In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you […]