A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and an Indian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a muggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden; Saudi police entered and arrested them.They were initially sentenced to death but they contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided […]

Honk If You Love Jesus The other day I saw a ”Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting,so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad […]

New Titles for Harry Potter Books 1. Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love 2. Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma 3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA 4. Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch 5. Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy 6. Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue […]

Police Codes Police officers communicate with each other using code numbers instead of cumbersome words – these codes make it easier to relay information with a mouthful of justice-fighting cheeseburger. Familiarize yourself with these codes, and maybe one day you’ll decide to give back to the society you’ve taken so much from. 411 – What’s […]

60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It’s more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there’s a tower […]