CALIFORNIA WATER SHORTAGE Water officials in California (the same state government that botched the OJ trial) have proposed a plan to recycle water from toilets into drinking water. The Sierra Club supports the plan and poo-poo’s (pardon the pun) the critics. According to a Sierra Club spokesman: “The water we drink every day has been […]

One day Osama bin Laden and George Bush were at the dump, dumping their trash when they saw each other. Then, George Bush found a funny looking bottle and decided to open it. When he opens it, a little genie pops out and says, “You each get one wish, Osama bin Laden goes first. What […]

CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTRE NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY OF THEIR CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS. TOPIC 1 – HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by step, with slide presentation. TOPIC 2 – THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO […]

1Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of yourleft arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger, thumb on either side of cat’s mouth, and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth, allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. […]