You Know You’re Too Stressed If… You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud. Trees begin to chase you. You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee. You […]

Abbreviations these are a list of recent abbreviations i have been soiled with throughout my computermatron career feel free to update me with any others i have not yet been informed about LOL (a commonly used robotic false expression) = lumps of limb LMAO = lama mutilation and other LMFAO = lactating midgit fucking an […]

15 ways to make your parents think your insane. Follow them around the house everywhere2. Run into walls3. Say wearing clothes is against your religion4. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say good morning sunshine5. Moo when they say your name6.Pluck someones hair out and […]