Why men Are Justifiably proud of themselves
We know stuff about tanks
A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase
We can open all our own jars
We can go to the bathroom without a support group
We can leave a motel bed unmade
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still be our friend
Underwear is $10 a three-pack
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
We do not have to clean the house if the meter-reader is coming
Car mechanics tell us the truth
We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking “He must be mad at me”
Same work — more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends
Your pals never trap you with “So, notice anything different?”
We are not expected to know the names of more than five colours
We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes
The same hairstyle lasts years — maybe decades
We don’t have to shave below the neck
A few belches are expected and tolerated
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and in 45 minutes.
We never have a “strap problem”