Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo mama’s so big, she has to buy clothes by the acre.
Yo mama’s so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama’s so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama’s so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a Compact Dishwasher.
Yo mama’s so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama’s so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama’s so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama’s so big, that they had to change “One size fit’s all” to “One size fits most”
Yo mama’s so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama’s so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama’s so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama’s so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
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